Facebook Detox, day 1

Dear Walter,

I’ve been off Facebook for 22 hours. I’m counting. In that time I’ve accomplished more than I could in 3 days.

I went for a walk with Michelle this afternoon. You remember my sister? She‘s the one you’re afraid of even though she wants to love you. If you shut your eyes when she’s here, you won’t be able to tell us apart, apparently. Keep that in mind for next time, okay?

I went to Re-Store after our walk and picked up some hardware for a project I came up with. I HAD A CREATIVE IDEA! I’m excited about it. That’s why I made you pose for photos tonight, by the way. It’s all part of the build up.

After the Re-Store I headed to Value Village for another project I thought up the other day. (In fact, the same day I decided for SURE to give up Facebook.) I think you’re REALLY going to like this one. I’m glad you like the material. By the way, that’s TWO CREATIVE IDEAS - said in the voice of the Count from Sesame Street - that started to manifest today. Not sure if you were counting. I might be on to something.

Tonight I’m extra super exhausted, but in a good way. I earned it. G’night. You’re a good boy, Walter.